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Couple says ‘I do’ inside men’s bathroom at gas station (www.kktv.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The best part is the part about the button, but I don't want to ruin it.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:

Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.

“They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You could at least use spoiler tags.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

If anyone reads the comments before reading the aritcle and they feel spoiled, it's their own fault.