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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I'm considering buying a few shares (if I can grab just a few) just to watch it burn. And so I can be part of history. Or I'll wait for it crash after the ipo and grab a few as a likely to never profit but might type of play.

You guys really are no fun. I'm not going to throw thousands at them but if robinhood or sofi or whoever will let me grab 5 or less shares, I may make it happen. It's also likely to be a longer term profitable trade if the stock tanks (as I am sure others already expect) and then reddit gets bought out by musk or even openai.

One last edit and then I'm done here. I bet every one of you here is a broke mofo crying about your utilities, groceries, etc going up while you're income stays stagnant. You have fun with that.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're buying, you're stopping it from burning...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly you aren't doing it right. Me buying shares is a death knell for companies. I'd be surprised if my broker doesn't give companies a courtesy call when I've bought a few shares to let 'em know the company's about to go under.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the very least, me buying shares in a company makes certain it will never rise any higher than at that share price, not until right after I’ve sold my shares.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like we could benefit from a support group. There has to be dozens of us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I made quite a bit of money back in the day on Apple. Bought their shares dirt cheap, and watch them come back from the brink of irrelevance.

.... Then they said they were making a phone. "That's never gonna work", I said to myself, and sold it all.

At least I made a nice profit, right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Voluntary bagholder or P&D gambler?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

part of history

What every idiot who lost money on Gamestop said.

I might wheel it after it tanks, but probably not. My tax advisor always lectures me when I claim stock profits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I want some, if nothing else as a souvenir of all the time I spent there before the place turned to shit. Too bad nobody makes actual certificates anymore, I would pay extra to get a few shares in certificate form.

No way I am paying that much for it. The true value is probably much closer to $.30 than $30.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Doesn't get more brainless than that