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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've never had anyone knock on my front door of my house and ask me to consider becoming homosexual.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We've investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren't on the agenda. Rest assured, we've updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda

Finally! I've wondered for years what this "gay agenda" was that my conspiracy prone conservative neighbors were telling me was so dangerous.

Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

Oh my, I feel my conversion starting already! I am having an instinctive desire to wish you a fabulous day, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Have you tried being sexier?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like this alone proves how wrong this comic is. This doesn’t need any sort of opinion, this can easily be proved with cold hard data.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

cold hard

If you're into that ..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pros: no PMS to deal with!

Cons: penis

Reverse it if it's female homosexuals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So there are no downsides you say?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If penis isn't a downside, you're homosexual already and have no need to convert.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, straight men also sometimes have a penis.

As a gay man I've sucked enough of them by now to know.