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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Dear Canada

Your sugary tree blood tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar. Like olives on pizza, the taste taints everything it touches, making the slightest touch of syrup enough to ruin an entire dish.

Sincerely, all non Canadians

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar

What the actual fuck? Have you never tasted maple syrup before?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sincerely, all non Canadians

That's a little presumptuous

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dudes definitely never been to Vermont, that's for sure lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Olives on pizza slap llamas.