I've tossed around with clover lawns, partial wild flowers, a few garden beds, but fuck if I'm gonna put in any effort. Every year for the last few years now, I've cut back on any lawn work, whether watering, spraying, or whatever after buying my house. You don't know me at all, but now you can know that you specifically are the reason that at least this parcel of land stays grass.

I've already converted my lawn into a natural desert landscape, and even I think you're being a douche.

I never said anything about lawns. Neither does this meme.

Honestly, I am more concerned with our native grasslands which have been replaced by monocultures to support cattle industry. I'm not a huge fan of lawns either, but I care most deeply about our grasslands. However, native lawns can absolutely make a huge difference by supporting native pollinators and also by promoting botanical literacy. I suspect most people can't name one native grass, let alone tell the differences between them.

The fact that everyone interpreted this to be about their own lawns is interesting to me, and speaks to the ignorance people have around grass in general. Everyone here seems to assume grass=lawn turf.