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Top 25 AI jokes from the paper appendix:
Because he was outstanding in his field. (140)
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Because they make up everything. (119)
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Because it was two-tired. (52)
He had a jump in his car. (36)
To get to the other slide. (33)
Because it left its Windows open. (23)
He drank his coffee before it was cool. (21)
Because they’re shellfish. (21)
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In case he got a hole in one. (13)
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Because then they’d be bagels. (13)
To talk to the other side. (11)
Because it held up a pair of pants. (11)
To get to the other side. (7)
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They don’t have the guts. (5)
An investigator. (5)
Yeah, don't quit your day job chatgpt.
I vividly remember getting T4