this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
524 points (100.0% liked)

Funny

9712 readers
1846 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »

  • Isaiah 45:7, probably
[–] RamblingPanda 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!

Man, that was fun. Next time I'm going as a girl in a sundress!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Second coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes.

"I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth."