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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's obviously OC so what are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭