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Now all we need is a drink pairing guide (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are different reasons to not lick them too. Some of them will explode if you lick them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

which ones? asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The alkali metals. Starting with lithium, but it probably won’t explode, just burn. Sodium, potassium, and rubidium will explode from your saliva. Cesium and francium will explode just from the moisture in the air.