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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or a chicken drumstick for somewhat similar bone strength.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this the dipstick that tried it with a carrot, it cut the tip off and then said he was going to try it with his finger to be sure?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't see "dipstick" in the wild very often, but I always appreciate it. Are you English by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I am not. I had a vulgar word there, and decided to tone it down a little.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

A baby carrot

It takes about the same force to bite through a baby carrot as it does to bite through a finger

As long as the carrot is pretty close to the size of the finger you're wishing to stimulate

I wish I didn't know that

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This isn’t true, and I know it as a fact. I’m not gonna tell you how I know, but I know.

Biting through a human finger bone takes much more force than it does to bite through a fucking carrot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ever eaten oxtail? Even after it’s cooked, tendons and shit is really hard to bite through. Way harder than a damn carrot.

[–] Anyolduser 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real. If fingers were that easy to lob off nobody would make it to middle age with all of their digits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe OP has leprosy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tendon after 6 or so hours simmering or 1 hour in a pressure cooker and you got my favorite pho add in.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You need calcium.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Having done my time as an Army medic, this is incorrect. It takes more force than that, but less than you might think. A good 25 kilos with some velocity behind it will easily sever a phalange. Up it to 50 or 80 kilos and you can claim an arm or shin. Mass is the real killer. I’ve seen a vehicle at comically slow speed absolutely yeet someone because it had several tons of momentum behind it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Casual readers might remember a recent very low-speed collision that nonetheless caused a catastrophic failure due to the tens of thousands of tons of weight. The MV Dali vs. the Francis Scott Key Bridge, if you didn't guess. It struck the bridge at about 8 mph.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fortunately I don't think that's strictly accurate. Try biting through a chicken wing its not as easy as a carrot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah and bird bones are hollow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're full of it. This isn't true.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Everyone who read this just tried to bite their own finger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just doing my part

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I wish I didn't read that, and then read it again repeatedly trying to process what I just read. Lol. I'm sorry.