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When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?
When he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.
He's gone from suck to blow.
Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.
I wouldn't mind him dusting my house if you get what I'm saying.
Thanos style?
You wanna Fuck Elmo?
Don’t be so crass, it’s be more making love or hiding my two inch sausage.
I get that reference!
~Anti~ ~Commercial-AI~ ~license~ ~(CC~ ~BY-NC-SA~ ~4.0)~
For doing chores, going to work, school, listening to your SO complain about something. The applications are limitless!
I spend all day oiling up supermodel's bodies and I would love a way to escape from that.
Sounds just like the Rick and Morty episode "Night Family".
Went great for them!
No lie ... if they could make a chip that like ... Shuts off cognition while I'm at the gym so I don't have to experience it ... I'd consider it.
I really hate working out.
have you seen the show Severance? This is exactly the premise of that show.