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But what if the person on the other side was parked over the line and I had to leave space to get out and then they left and now I look like I parked like an asshole and then some asshole uses that as an excuse to ding my car.
That’s just how the cookie crumbles. If you really can’t stomach any dings leave the car in the garage
Get fucked carfuckers
I am on your side about this. I can't stand the people who need their car to be in perfect appearance and do asshole things to get it that way.
It's a fucking machine that you use to move goods and people from a to b. Not a statement, not a status symbol, not a penis enhancement. Scratches are just battle scars. My civic looks like shit and I don't care.
Drive a normal sized car and that won't happen. Or just you know walk a bit extra. Won't kill you.