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[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But what if the person on the other side was parked over the line and I had to leave space to get out and then they left and now I look like I parked like an asshole and then some asshole uses that as an excuse to ding my car.

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That’s just how the cookie crumbles. If you really can’t stomach any dings leave the car in the garage

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 8 points 11 months ago

Get fucked carfuckers

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I am on your side about this. I can't stand the people who need their car to be in perfect appearance and do asshole things to get it that way.

It's a fucking machine that you use to move goods and people from a to b. Not a statement, not a status symbol, not a penis enhancement. Scratches are just battle scars. My civic looks like shit and I don't care.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Drive a normal sized car and that won't happen. Or just you know walk a bit extra. Won't kill you.