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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ohhhh for some reason my mind went to him trying to tutor other dudes to help them with women. Was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You guys ooze heteronormativism

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The original commenter @[email protected] did neither specify their own sex nor the gender of the people they tutored.

Multiple people under that comment simply assumed that OP is male and was tutoring girls. That is heteronormative. Yes, I formulated that with a bit of snark. But come on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

But come on.

Unironically, no u.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Same.

Wow, what a bro. Where was this guy when I was in school?

::re-reads comment and thread::

Oh. Yeah, that one's on me. That makes a little more sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

pooping cough was confused by cumskin genocide.