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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My recipe for bachelor chow:

  • 1 can spam
  • 1 can baked beans
  • 2 cups cooked rice

Cube and pan-fry the spam, then dump it in a bowl with the other ingredients

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Needs less salt and way more veggies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's a sometimes food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

will this have the full nutritional profile my puppygirl needs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Flavor?! Whoa now let's not get carried away XD

Actually if anything they could upcharge for "flavor mods" designed to compliment the kibble...

(They're literally just like the powdered flavoring that comes with ramen though :p)