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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They do that by bending backwards and talking English whenever there’s an Anglophone present no matter if they’re the only one in a group of ten that doesn’t speak French fluently

Sure, if you're lucky enough to be on the south side of Montreal and literally nowhere else.

They do that by having the biggest college and university in Quebec be English ones (the latter being the third richest in Canada)

They're so generous that they just doubled tuition for out-of-province students, a clear attack on their English-speaking institutions, and one so severe that many programs at these schools will have to cut up to 25% of their course offerings to make up the budget shortfalls. Clearly they're throwing their full support behind their internationally-acclaimed English institutions.

They do that by being more bilingual

Lol, again, sure, if you happen to live in the southern half of Montreal, maybe. And that's not counting the huge number of people who clearly speak English but refuse to do so for nationalistic reasons. I know literally zero French-speaking Anglo-Canadians who show similar behavior.

They do that by never having prevented them from learning their language in school contrary to what happened to French Canadians outside Quebec

It is literally illegal for me to send my two kids to an English-speaking school right now, so you can go peddle that crock of shit to someone who doesn't have to deal with Quebec's language bullshit on a daily basis. And that's not even to mention Quebec's abysmal record, both historically and recently on first nations language policies.

(By the way, it's also illegal for me to try to seek healthcare in English in Quebec now too. Just another fun fyi for ya.)

Fucking French Canadians and their hate for the english language! Truly they’re bigots all of them!

This, but (mostly) unironically.