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I'm in the bed in the middle of my room gang, never had bed bugs.
Lol, I'll even wake up sleeping with my back to the door -- no fear.
I've only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.
What a mad lad. Is it possible to learn this power?
I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I'm not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part... Maybe it'll just happen naturally over time?
Absolutely diabolical