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I'm glad to hear he won't "lose interest" in working now. I can't wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.
Spoiler alert: it mostly involves shit-posting on Twitter and sexually harassing his employees.
I'll do that for them for the princely sum of $10 million. Bargain!
If you are looking to subcontract some of that workload, I only need 1 mil to talk shit online
I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.
For $10k, I will make vague sexual innuendos.
Idk, 56 billion buckaroos would instantly make me "lose interest" in working. Permanently.
It should eliminate your need to work, but Musk feeds on the attention and less so the money. There's not a thrill left he can't afford.
Running around and acting important is all he has left.
Hell, I'd permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Don't undervalue yourself
Approximately 4-6 million to live on the interest for the rest of my life. That's all it would take and I'm out forever.
I should ask my boss for $56 billion so I don't lose interest in working
Asking for another paycheck since they are so soft?
I could totally see Tesla reincorporation in Texas and then the board putting another pay package up for a vote out of spite.
He'll start a recycling company to recycle the shitty cyber trucks when they break down or when people get rid of them because they're shit.