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I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word "chicken" have been replaced with "cock."

Some sections/chapters include:

• Choking the Chicken
• How to Stroke Your Cock
• Cock of Ages

There's also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

🎵 not doing science and one's not alive 🎶

nicole## @ two different instances. I don't remember the numbers nor the instances. Interestingly, I blocked both users, but they don't show up in my blocked users list in Boost.

The two I got, the photo looks the same. Not the one with the top of the little bubbler bong visible, the other one, just looking all bored. Looking down, I guess, though since I blocked the users I can't actually see them anymore now to confirm. They did have the "Dad lost his job, plz send $$$ to this BTC address" bit in them, which appears to be new in the last day or two. So I guess it depends on how you define "scam." Doesn't look like a Nigerian 419 or phishing or the like necessarily, but she's definitely gone straight to just outright asking for money in the PM.

Well that didn't take long. "She" must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I've seen, though I didn't analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe "unique" from that angle, but certainly not "rare." Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I'll do that too.

That was my first thought as well. "Intel gonna sue somebody."

I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they're all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here's what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here's what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that's supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?

But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a "rare Nicole" - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I'll post it.

At least it would be OC.

It was by far the most exciting thing that happened to me all day, if that counts for anything.

It was quite the feeling! I had to go show my wife how awesome it was. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

It's never lupus!