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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It doesn't matter that it doesn't work on you. People have studied it, and the number don't lie. It increases sales, and profits over the general population.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Numbers often do lie, for example, $7.99.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not what I said at all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, what you said missed the point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not talking about ads in general, or even their effectiveness on me. I'm talking about an outlier. That it's possible to overdo ads and have the opposite effect. That's it.

It's not evidence to refute the effectiveness of ads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If I have a structured settlement but I need cash now, I'll probably just ask a friend for a loan.