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Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we'd be free of if it were?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn't matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).