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Always try sudo (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 9 months ago (15 children)

sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Isn’t it /dev/heart?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can I get one of them immutable bodies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

You are now a cygote

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

you wish to assimilate into the borg?

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