KISSmyOS

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am something of a scientist, myself.
I can turn drinking water into urine.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My favorite is round.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

OK, next do the cognitive ability test at 6am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can I get one of them immutable bodies?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

How the fuck do you avoid oils??
What do you use instead to fry your veggies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As little as I can pay for a second hand phone that's supported by a custom Rom, with a new battery. Usually around the 200€ mark.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

But then everybody will starve cause there's no one left to create jobs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No, the only reason we want to stop global warming in the first place is to prevent the death of 2/3 of all humans.
No one gives a fuck about the polar bears, really.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but why use the warp core as a back stop behind the target?

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