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Zoom exec calls in-office work mandate a ‘success’ — despite working remotely himself (www.kron4.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My jaw hits the floor as the dumbass-in-chief publicly doubles down.

Holy forking shirt balls.

I have so many questions. Specifically:

Which loved ones of which Zoom board members are locked in this guy's basement?
When do his short positions on Zoom stock mature?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you in the Bad Place?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Even Jason figured out we’re in the bad place

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"JASON figured it out? Yeah...this one hurts."