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Suicidal Man Urged By Onlookers To Jump From Higher Floor (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do a flip!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

Please, old friend, don't jump! Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.