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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I should have been clearer so you didn't have to write a story.

Fuck this cinema in particular.

Support your local cinema.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I shouldn’t have flown off the handle. I’m just so shocked at their behavior and taking it on you

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, it's too late now, we're fighting. Draw your steel.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now this is getting good. I'll just take out my popcorn I brought from home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

You've done it now. You get 3 months of electric chair.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've got a camel pack (is that still a thing?) full of Baja Blast. Wanna share?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

sigh Fiiiiiiiine