Guntrigger

American morality in a nutshell

United Health Care?

Blink twice if you're locked in a tech billionaire's basement right now

But they wouldn't actually fight. They'd just agree with each other and then jack each other off. No-one wants to see that.

Tampons have no place in me nards

I would be very impressed of any of them were still alive 800 years later

Lucky for who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They do both look like they are shitting themselves at the same time, but Hitler doesn't seem to be taking pleasure in it quite as much.

Would love to see a SWAT team try to raid a wildfire.

I guess there are limited options when it is a frying pan you are jumping out of.

Yeah I hate those guys. Leaving comments to each other and shit.

Would you like a vicodin egg in this trying time? It's the same price as an egg egg.