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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The charged offense is punishable by up to five years behind bars upon conviction.

What's the over/under on this guy getting off without spending a day behind bars?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

He's not rich, so he'll probably get something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This is average Joe. He's not getting airboat treatment.