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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your mom was yelling out for God last night when I gave her a Jesus nut.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

She’s already residing in his kingdom… you might want a wet-nap or something else to clean up.