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OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.
Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?
Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact
I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.
Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.