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Anon finds the secret to losing weight
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this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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Too pricy. Good ol' depression is free and can overpower hunger signals if you languish long enough.
This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.
And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself
Buy one depression and get a heroine for free