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[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Damn the Iranian ambassador sure was young

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget all those Hamas nurses and doctors. Totally not indiscriminate terrorism against civilians. Israel never does that!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Hezbollah*

I know it was probably an innocent mistake but people have been mixing these two up a lot recently

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Enjoy losing the electronics handheld market to the Chinese as everyone gets paranoid about Western smartphones. Will you still be laughing when this hack inevitably leaks and is used to harm you or your family. I'm a computer hacker and it's looking more and more like these were done by hacking the devices and detonating the battery. But hey, at least you got to do a completely militarily impotent terrorism against a group fighting a genocide.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The leading theory is a supply chain attack and that explosives were planted but you would know that if you could read, mr hacker

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No that's not the leading theory outside the west. Regardless even if explosives were planted do you think that is going to make consumers feel better about buying western electronics after seeing how their intelligence agencies flagrantly break international laws. We have rules of war for a reason and you chuck fucks are about to find out why first hand when your tech sector takes a hit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No that's not the leading theory outside the west.

Completely irrelevant as reality doesn’t care where your fallacious claims are sourced from.

Ahhh yes China, which is famous for its respect of human rights, will take over because consumer sentiment will shift. Very obvious.

and you chuck fucks

Full mask off huh, so which is your preferred flavour of dictators boot?

[–] Anyolduser 6 points 7 months ago

I'm really, really hoping a lot of folks see that comment. Online communities are rife with intelligence agents actively trying to sway online discourse.

There's a term in intelligence work for people who fight or support a cause they don't fully understand: useful idiots. Anyone reading this, take a hard look at the facts of any situation. Do everything you can to cut down to the actual truth wherever possible. Make up your own mind. Don't be a useful idiot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How is calling you a chuckle fuck a "mask slipping" moment. How much of a marshmallow are you. Anyway yeah China does have a bad human rights record but the US has far and away the most prisoners of anyone in the world which they use as chattel slaves all while telling everyone their citizens have the most rights and freedoms haha.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

when your tech sector takes a hit.

It was merely the start of the mask slipping, you have effectively admitted you aren’t from the West.

So I ask again, what is your favourite flavour of dictators boot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to be western to criticize it. Westerners criticize everyone else and make no fuss about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s true, however the user name would indicate a US based user and they comment consistently on US political issues.

They are either a very active foreign useful idiot or an astro turfer, though I am leaning towards them being a useful idiot due to their very mask off approach.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You are making wild assumptions, that say more about you then them. You being on world could imply you aren't capable of considering nuance, but that would be incredibly rude to apply the instances standard on each member.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You big mad because your lies don't land here like in hexbear or .ml.

The mask refers to your "I'm cool calm and collected" false-peraona you're struggling to maintain.

Any other questions?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

All credible reporting I've seen is relatively certain that it was a small amount of military grade explosives.

If you have the device in front of you, and are prepping it for your secret operation, that also seems like a much more straightforward solution than trying to manipulate a lithium ion battery in a way that both allows it to work normally for years, but then explode violently enough to kill someone holding it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm a computer hacker

🤨

it's looking more and more like these were done by hacking the devices and detonating the battery.

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a computer hacker

Careful. I heard about this guy on the news. Apparently he's a famous hacker, goes by the name Four Chan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Oh shit I think we finally found Lim Fao!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Very cute but there are reports of people analyzing the pagers and not finding any evidence of explosives. This is a developing story so maybe this will come to not but your incredulity doesn't change these facts in the ground.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And if you were even a little familiar with lithium battery fires you'd know such reports don't match up with the reports of exploding pagers killing people. So which is it?

We've had numerous cases of phones catching on fire in people's pockets and resulting in horrible burns throughout the years, but how many of these have killed people? A lithium battery is an incendiary device under the right circumstances, not an explosive one. And you need a bigger battery than one in a pager to cause enough damage in a short enough timeframe to kill a person before they can save themselves.

Not to mention that it's not a simple matter to make a lithium battery catch on fire remotely. What are they gonna do, try to draw more current than the battery can provide? That's not going to make a battery catch on fire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Reports of batteries in the past exploding were unintentional. So if one were purposely causing the batteries to explode then it's logical that you could make it a lot more potent.

The idea that it was a hack is more prevalent outside the west. No doubt because western intelligence is trying to stop the story of any electronic made by them being a potential bomb under their control.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

depending on particular noises made by their favourite rumor mill, they might have heard that pagers contained 0, 1, 3, less than 20, or 30 to 60g of explosives. these might have been in battery or in extra (fake) element. nobody knows shit as of now

taiwanese manufacturer denies involvement and directs to a hungarian subsidiary, but that hungarian subsidiary is only nameplate on a residential address. their pagers contain different chips and are overall different model compared to what taiwanese make and sell. it might be very well that israelis didn't have to intercept shipping of pagers, because they made them and routed through a few cutouts, one in hungary, another in bulgaria. israelis have a policy of not telling anything and i haven't seen anywhere internals of the alleged pagers. it will take some time until anything will be known with any certainty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The command might have been a hack but the physicality is just not something normal batteries are capable of producing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh right! I keep forgetting that Israel is "the west" and Palestine is not despite being geographically on top of each other. Someday I'm gonna have to figure out where exactly this "west" is so I know not to go there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are a delusional Zionist if you think Israel is anything but a US proxy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Alrighty that's enough brainrot for one day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe an Iranian LLM spreading "anti-Western" propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah, LLMs usually have better grammar than that. My money's on either intern or truly delusional ordinary Lemming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Iran doesn’t need to hire interns for Lemmy when they have such a plentiful supply of delusional lemmings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Will you still be laughing when this hack inevitably leaks and is used to harm you or your family

My family isn't a part of any international crime syndicates. Feelin' pretty fuckin' safe despite your best efforts.