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[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 months ago (1 children)

this is like second or third worst kept secret in the middle east

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

now you have me wondering what is the first

[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Haha that’s just a textile factory haha

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

They're making glass, duh.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I would have called it a glass factory. Means I can snicker every time I tell someone.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Those back-alley 'marriages' to 13-year-old "virgins" aren't going to last.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Religion is just there to keep the masses down

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Organized Religion is just cancer at this point

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Not limited to the middle east.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

That Israel is a terrorist state at this point.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why would a diplomat have a direct line of communication with a powerful military force in the region? That seems like a pretty straightforward question with an obvious answer lol.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (38 children)

Damn the Iranian ambassador sure was young

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget all those Hamas nurses and doctors. Totally not indiscriminate terrorism against civilians. Israel never does that!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Hezbollah*

I know it was probably an innocent mistake but people have been mixing these two up a lot recently

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

I'd be surprised if he didn't.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Communication? Lebanon has a right to defend itself. It's like questioning why Biden has a line to the Israel Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Hezbollah is a right wing religious militia, not the government of Lebanon

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (13 children)

they're not the government but they are a political party with 15 seats in the parliament.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why should the US president be in regular contact with the perpetrator of an ongoing genocide?

Almost makes you think the US supports continued Israeli apartheid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (9 children)

You're asking why the US formed an ally 75 years ago with the only stable democracy in the middle east and has a continued interest in maintaining stability in the region?

Of course not, you can only operate in sound bytes, buzzwords and catchphrases.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"only stable democracy" haha that old chestnut, you are deluded if you are ignoring the number of actual democracies in the ME that USA has helped topple or marginalised.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haha let's talk about 75 years of ME geopolitics using buzzwords and catchphrases. Haha.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

haha let's use the only parroted phrase you know again and again haha

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Whilst the first part of your point is correct IMHO, for the rest Israel has been the very opposite of a force for stability in the region and the non-conditionality of the US' help has emboldened successive Israeli governments to behave worse and worse thus making the region less stable (one of their main concerns seems to be to stop nations around them from having stable democratic governments) rather than more.

I would say that ACAB and a bunch of very rich Americans with Fascist tendencies who happen to be Jewish and love the ethno-Fascism which is Zionism having bought American Politics (basically doing what Russia wanted to do and, unlike Russia, actually succeeding) is a far better explanation for continued American support of Israel, a theory that much better explains the unconditionality of the American support for Israel than the idea that it's because of wanting stability in the Middle East.

Absolutelly, American support makes geostrategical sense up to a point. It's just that we're well beyond that point and the American support in its current form (weapon shipments, blocking UN resolutions condemning the genocide) doesn't make sense for geostrategical reasons (both in terms of stability in the Middle East and because it also damages the perception of America all over the World), so it must be something else driving it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pagers are one directional, and cant be traced.

To view a different way, why do they have a pager, rather than just calling an embassy, "state department" or cell phone?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they have nothing to hide, why don't they let themselves be killed?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a very weak arguement - you're communicating with the embassy and ambassador of a recognized country.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Is it simply impossible for you to imagine that other peoples have different opinions and viewpoints on things?

Just because it's been ingrained into you that arabs are bad and they are all "shithole countries" or hezbollah is evil, doesn't mean that others share that view. Ask yourself: Does Lebanon and Iran and Palestinians have a right to defend themselves?

And no that doesn't mean I agree with either of those groups. I just realize that framing everything as a fight of good vs evil like it's some fantasy movie where you can just slay the mindless orcs. These are human beings sick of imperialist aggression. Do you expect them to just lie down? Solutions are complicated and don't involve just killing everyone who opposes you.

So of course Iran would have communication channels with Hezbollah or even support them.

The problem isn't that my argument is weak, it's that I have to make it in the first place. It's fucking obvious except to the severely brainwashed, and then there is little point of making it instead of mocking them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Does Lebanon and Iran and Palestinians have a right to defend themselves?

"Defend" themselves against Israel daring to exist?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Is it simply impossible for you to imagine that other peoples have different opinions and viewpoints on things?

There are an infinity of viewpoints, and many (most?) of them will be wrong.

  • "Lebanon, Iran and the Palestinians can defend themselves" is not wrong.
  • "Lebanon and Iran are currently defending themselves" is wrong.

Lebanon isn't even included in this, Hezbollah is not Lebanon. Iran is attacking Israel. They could stop doing that anytime and have Israel leave them alone. That includes giving up on their uranium enrichment.

Palestinians are a much more complicated situation, because the settler land theft is agression from Israel and should have stopped decades ago. But the current Palestinian leaders (both Hamas and Fatah) don't actually care to solve that. They would rather have their citizens continue to die so they can continue getting richer. Which is why they encourage deadly attacks on civilian which will keep Netanyahu and his ilk in power, because Israelis like all humans tend to respond to violence with violence.

These are human beings sick of imperialist aggression.

Bullshit. How can you be so blind? Iran is led by right-wing theocrats leaders, they would be imperialist themselves if they could afford to. Actually they are, since they supported Syria when it fucking invaded Lebanon for 30 years. And then left Hezbollah to continue controlling the place, where it has more influence than the actual Lebanese governement, which is supposed to represent the Lebanese people.

Hezbollah does not act in the interest of the Lebanese people, they are murderous thugs that obey their masters in Tehran. If they truly wanted to help Lebanese people, they would not be shooting at Israel. There are so many things in terrible shape in Lebanon they could be fixing, but no, they are a large part of the problem because they want control over making things better.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

He did

Apparently he lost an eye and the other is damaged.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was on discount on Jihad R Us.

But seriously, doubt the relation can be considered much of a secret.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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