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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He could always play classical... though that might cause his followers to grow some brain cells and leave.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I've never understood why classic is "smart people music".

I like a lot of classic music, but I don't think it should be considered any more cultured or intellectual than any other music.