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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I've been told that this is a no-go for city planners because the sheer quantity of fallen fruit can be a walking hazard, and no one wants the legal liability. What it comes down to is that "free" fruit trees would require additional ongoing maintenance costs. Nothing nefarious, just logistical issues.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like job creation to me

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You mean like shoveling sidewalks in the winter?

Oh no.

The horror.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does the snow smell like shit and attract wasps and animals that shit all over.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

As opposed to the neighborhood dogs shitting all over?

And yeah having pollinators back would be helpful.

Bringing nature back is a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I imagine if there were trees all over every street in town there would be a lot of mushy ass fruit swarming with flies on the ground.

It's not a stable enough logistics chain to be viable, like, If I think "I'd like to possess a bowl of apples" I'm not going to like, patrol the streets and pick apples to that end.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

You would if you were hungry and didn't have money

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Fallen bananas are slippery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I thought they were banned to prevent free food and thus discouraged homeless people.