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Le torture (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

            
              Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they're at the end of a line

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

STOP! You're scaring the children!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've heard some people even use :wq over :x

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh