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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either