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Why is Satan so high BMI?
Because fat is a shitty shorthand for evil, slothful, full of vice, et cetera
So your mom must be his right hand man then.
At least something would be right with her then
Lmao, fuckin got 'em.
Because BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
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I specified BMI because I explicitly didn't want to say "fat" and yet you somehow still read it that way.
... I didn't say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was "obese" when I was in the gym every day. It's a useless metric for anything.
Thou doth protest too much
Fair. I guess we both read it wrong.
Who said he's fat?