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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Appropriate time for: “If you see a shoplifter, no you didn’t.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

What if the shoplifter has a really nice butt?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn't doing anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But like, my silence buys me a solid glance, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't make it weird man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Absolutly not, your scielence is what a normal person does, the glance is creepy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
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