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UnitedHealth AI Now Consults WebMD Comments to Deny Coverage (isglitch.com)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

WebMD: "It's cancer."

WebMD comments "Consult a doctor"

UnitedHealth: "Oh, that's cute. You think you can afford to see a doctor. YOU FOOL!!!"

UnitedHealth: "Mwa ha ha ha! They can't shoot sentient AI!"

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You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.

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