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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He sucks now. He was AMAZING in Parks and Rec.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bumbling buffoonery is his niche. He's not a leading man, action hero, regardless of how many roles they shoehorn him into.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I also like that he goes by “CP”. Very cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You like CP?

[–] RedditRefugee69 1 points 3 months ago

I dunno, I thought he was fantastic in Passengers. Not to mention Guardians of the Galaxy seems to have done better than you imply.

He's not a good person, but to say he's not a leading man or action hero is clearly false.