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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Baby don't cryyyy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.