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[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

I've actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

That doesn't sound very Jesusy

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It's just an honorary post humus title.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For the record, I'm pretty sure it's "posthumous." I read that as "post hummus" and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

post hummus

Okay

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I wasn't sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

You're totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can't help it sometimes

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's fine but I'm not going to stop misusing homofones

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's people like you that get me outta bed in the morning

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No worries! I'm always up for learning!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The funny thing about your correction is that "posthumous" was created as a misspelling itself.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posthumous

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

post humus

you can just say pre tabouli

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Mmmm, post hummus...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I cant believe an omnipotent being couldnt just create another god to worship

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I worship myself all the time

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