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Tales from mage support:
Mage: how can I help you
Lord: I was scrying local ladies when all the sudden my crystal ball started screaming that I have the pox and need to throw 100 gold under the bridge to cure it.
Mage: ... tell me you didn't throw gold under the bridge
Lord: ...
Mage: ...
Lord: so anyway you repollished the crystal last week so this is your fault. Fix it.