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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tales from mage support:

Mage: how can I help you

Lord: I was scrying local ladies when all the sudden my crystal ball started screaming that I have the pox and need to throw 100 gold under the bridge to cure it.

Mage: ... tell me you didn't throw gold under the bridge

Lord: ...

Mage: ...

Lord: so anyway you repollished the crystal last week so this is your fault. Fix it.