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Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?
Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.
Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol
I'd tell you, but I'd have to circumcise you.
Too late.
Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!!)?
He's a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!
Well... okay.
I wore through my Robin Hood men in tights vhs when I was young I watched it so much. Mel is a very funny man
Oh sure, you loved that movie. The people in the movie, not so much.
They clearly aren't circumcised then :D