Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said "no thanks, I'll just turn out the lights."
What are they fucking baffled about? What is it they think they voted for?!
My good friend is a dentist. He's extremely ethical. He told me dentists have been doing this forever. He believes most cavities are overly cut out, which causes teeth to lose integrity, ensuring more visits later in the person's life.
He told me this over ten years ago.
Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com
Eventually they hyphenated it.
WTAF did they think was going to happen letting Israel act unchecked?
Launch attacks across borders and you fuck with sovereign territory and...checking notes... Those places have a right to defend themselves.
It should not be this hard to beat Trump. I'm so tired of sub-standard candidates.
Literally the opposite of a ceasefire.
Corporations cut corners because the fines they're issued by the government don't go far enough. They get a slap on the wrist and work it out in the wash.
What a tragedeigh
Changing from Edge to Chrome is like changing from Coke to Pepsi for health reasons.
Way to ruin the punchline with your title.
In case anyone in Seattle wants something to do on Christmas Eve's Eve, my band is playing a show at one of the coolest dive bars in town: The Streamline. We're lucky to have Dead Bars playing with us - they're rad as fuck. In addition, Kelsey Hoffman is a very talented vocalist, and Johan are a pair of lovely women singing devilish songs.
That's what people said during Covid. The strongest dumbs still survived.