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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You might've moved around too quickly. Stick to motion in the home row to start - hjkl. There are several ways to enter insert mode but DO NOT attempt it before she's familiar with the basic motions.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Deep down, every Vim user just wants one person to tell them that the countless hours they spent leaning to use it weren't a total waste of time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My wife's impressed though, may be a little...

But she's also a programmer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Maybe your wife is either VSCode or Atom gang

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried rebooting her?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you considered divorce?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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