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[–] betz24 26 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I know lots of euro bros are showing how long their country is, but I think the point is that Texas is a state, not country. When you compare those things it's quite impressive, however still not even the largest state in the world. Here are some others. A nice drive from Anchorage to Prudhoe Bay will cost you 17 hours, or in Amazonas, Brazil, Manaus to Cruzeiro do Sul is 33 hours.

To the guy who annexed Arizona into California in order to beat Texas, shame.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"In the US, 100 years is a long time, but in Europe, 100 miles is a long way"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Europe is bigger than the US though

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Tbf you drive super slow on your lonely highways. If that Was an Autobahn you could easily cut that time in half.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I keep telling everybody that says the US is full that I've been to the fucking Dakotas and I disagree.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Bfd. I can drive 13 hours in Germany from the Dutch border and still be stuck in a fucking traffic jam around Frankfurt on highway 3 and never get to my skiing destination in Austria.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You can drive for 10 hours and 30 minutes and still be in Germany.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

In northern Canada you could drive that long without even seeing another person lol

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Let's not talk driving hours, let us talk mileage. 13 hours on a Texas highway is going to cover much more land than trying to drive some 12th century side street in an Italian village at 5km/h.

It was crazy to realize on a recent road trip through the middle of the US, that half of my day's planned drive was the width of Germany.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

23 hours to go from Cornwall, Ontario to Kenora, Ontario by the most direct route.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Euros: Why didn't Americans go to other countries?

Americans: there's only three countries on our entire damned continent, and ours is in the middle. Without needing to fly we have literally two choices. It we could drive for a thousand miles and still be in America.

All of continental Europe is smaller than our country and we mostly all speak the same language, more or less. It's debatable if Louisianans speak English.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Sure, but I can drive for more than 11 hours and still be in Romania 👍

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile in Canada it takes nearly a full day to drive from one side of Ontario to the other. I have more faith in the European mind comprehending this than the USA'ean mind.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but who wants to be in Texas?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I miss the days when Google maps would tell you to get in a canoe for transoceanic routes.

I suspect some enterprising person actually tried it, thus depriving the rest of us our directional humor.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Finland: 17 hours from Utsjoki to Helsinki.
Norway: 36 hours from Vardø to Lindsenes.
Sweden: idk why you'd go there

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can do that and still not get all the way through Nordland county (!) in Norway 🤷

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In North America, we think 100 years is a long time. In Europe they think 100 miles is a long distance.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (24 children)

Honestly have no idea how far 100 miles is. 100 km however is not too bad.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

The Euopean mind cannot comprehend having to drive 13 hours for what would take a train only 3

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

half of that time is sitting in san antonio traffic.

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