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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 65 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's the lake scene. 100%.

Dragging the tied up Lucy around with the lasso and the shibari tie up when dipped in the lake? The dispassion while doing so?

Yeah, Ella Purnell wasn't the only one soaked

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've got some stout rope, a car, and a lake 20 minutes away. Ladies?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you gotta get the nice rope though bro.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If it can secure a load to my truck, I suspect it'll be fine. She won't be getting away, trust me!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess redneck bdsm would just be a bunch of ratchet straps and bunjee cords

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Just duct tape anything else that's still dangling that shouldn't be.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was mostly joking - and I know you are too, but as a switch (tmi, sorry), I've been on both sides of the rig, and if you don't get the right rope, it's not the good kind of pain

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does the gulper really get your motor running with its mouth fingers and prolapsed stomach?

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Walton Goggins could play an inanimate piece of cheese and he'd still be hot

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

He really does bring it in every role I've seen him in.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

His best so far will always be on Sons of Anarchy. His performance on that show was absolutely glorious.

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to see him play an animated piece of cheese ... for science, of course.

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Look I know he's had plenty of amazing roles, but I still have this weird feeling of seeing an actor I've loved for a long time being seen and loved by so many people for the first time. Like saying "I'm glad he's finally getting his due" feels dismissive of his amazing work before now but that's still how I feel.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They always want the bad boy smh... Let's see how much you like him once he murders you and devours your corpse!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of them writing 1000s of fanfics with this very premise.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Fallout vore is so 2009

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 22 points 11 months ago
[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

There's a reason women love true crime.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Worth nothing that, in universe, he was still a good-looking famous movie star before becoming a ghoul

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That only further proves the point of the post.

He lost everything: fame, success, and his good looks. He became a homeless radioactive cowboy with bad skin and no nose.

He has personality though. He's fun and interesting. He's confident and capable. That's exactly why some people find him attractive.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Multiple times in the thread I've read "it's the personality". The guy is a self-absorbed sociopathic drug addict. Idk where the rizz is.

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For those of us not in the know, should I assume this is a character from the show Fallout?

[–] TomSelleck@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago
[–] xor@infosec.pub 21 points 11 months ago (5 children)

homeless? it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland...
that's like calling me yachtless...
or mansionless...
not owning something is not a definition or description of a person

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

He does have a home. For most of his life, he's been chilling in a hole in the ground.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

idk that sounds like a pretty mansionless thing to say /s

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not owning something? sure, that's not necessarily the best way to define someone. especially in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

But there are certain benchmark things that are consequential enough to define someone. Not having reliable access to shelter is pretty descriptive of a person's situation.

I don't think you could argue that the only difference between someone who owns their own functional and crewed yacht - and a person who is homeless, is personal preference/taste. Regardless of an apocalypse.

But, I wouldn't expect the mansionless to understand the nuances of owning things so don't worry about it too much /s

Honestly, I'm loving the slur mansionless. Thank you for this

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

So a sauve voice and a commitment to a cause?

[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"I can fix him" springs to mind. 😅

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Everyone loves a project

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Plastic surgeon flooding their basement, just thinking about the rhinoplasty they could perform. "He'll be even sexier with that scar from the forearm flap!"

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait until they find out about Fisto in season 2.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It's always sociopaths...

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm completely in love with Lucy. I want to be her, but I also want to have sex with her, and it is frankly a bit confusing.

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 10 points 11 months ago

Smoothskin chads know little of photonic resonation chambers

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe they Van Gough guy was onto something

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

...but I already made all these tacos...

[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Self confidence is the key

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Also being fictional and having the world written for you.

To ask somone with a full body burn and missing nose to "just be confident" is a bit much...

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago

It's Uncle Baby Billy!

[–] PancakeBrock@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

Uncghoul baby billy

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

He's extremely charming and extremely skilled with firearms lol he's also a former famous actor and loving husband and father.

[–] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I just interpret that as, "Anyone but me." Still not wrong so far.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't he eat a corpse in the show? I heard someone say that.

[–] AProfessional@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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