Not for quite some time now. Not since I learned about the electoral college.
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Boardgaming. I play an occasional boardgame with my friends, but I'm not searching youtube clips for strategies, importing first-print Euro games in the original German and printing English-language stickers for the boards, or watching Essen livestreams every year.
"One must imagine Sisyphus happy".
But it WON'T blow my mind because all these articles ever say is "eh, maybe".
It hasn't been that hard in my experience. Ignore shifts in the social landscape until the yung'ins reach a consensus about it, and always remember that time just before the dotcom crash when a company got venture funding to deliver tuna subs by mail.
There will be a price. Don't do this unless you want the fashion police to rappel in through your smashed windows and beat you while you choke on tear gas.
Karma-farming. Please lets just be our genuine, authentic, awful selves.
I tried it because it was the captain's favourite. Regrettably, bergamot oil is not for me.
I'm not allowed another wife.
I'm over 50.
If you're buying two litres of cider, it's not because you like cider.
I'm taking three days of annual leave between Easter and ANZAC day next month. I'll be out of the office eleven days straight. Time to properly unwind.