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[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sometimes life seems like a poorly written television series.

[–] KAYDUBELL@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Some real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Have you seen The Matrix Resurrections? It seems just like something The Analyst would do to us as a joke.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This feels most like Breaking Bad where Walt’s actions cascade to two planes crashing over his house and the debris landing in his pool. Which I think we can all agree is generally not a poorly written show.

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

That’s fair. I loved Breaking Bad.

I was just picturing some scene with a lawyer sitting up at night at his home, going “How in the world am I going to prove my case against Boeing! I’ve got nothing and the trial is TOMORROW!” Just then, a Boeing emergency slide crashes into his window.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shame to hear about the lawyer falling on his own knife 6 times.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It was clearly self inflicted.....6 times......the day before the next hearing.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully this isn't the airplane equivalent of being mailed a finger

[–] CMahaff@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this be the equivalent of the mob mailing their own finger?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's a hardcore threat there. Mailing your own finger clearly shows that you don't care about hurting anyone even yourself it means sending a message.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Let's just hope that fimger grows back because it might be needed.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 11 months ago

I imagine his eyes turned into dollar signs and popped out of his head with a "cha-ching" sound when he saw it.